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[Preview] Sailors v Tanjong Pagar (Thrashing on the Cards?)

With the Sailors 2nd in the table (with Tampines Rovers having played one more game), and Tanjong Pagar languishing in the bottom 3, everyone is expecting the Sailors to just turn up and win. In this preview, we’ll look at Tanjong Pagar’s performances thus far, assess the need for rotation, and answer the question “Is it really gonna be that easy for our Sailors to beat Tanjong Pagar?“ Tanjong Pagar have an Awful Attack Yes. The answer to the question posed above is “Yes”. I couldn’t say Yes loud enough. For those who are of a certain vintage, imagine the “Yes” to be as resounding and as loud as Sally’s “Yes” in the restaurant in 1989 classic film When Harry Met Sally. With 6 goals in 5 games, Tanjong Pagar have the joint-worst attack along with Albirex Niigata (S). (At the time of writing, Albirex have played one more game and failed to add to their goal tally, after a disastrous 6-0 loss to Geylang.) They create very few chances because they sit back most of the time, and thus struggle to get bodies into attack. Their top-scorer is Salif Cisse, who has overcome a slow start to the season to score 2 goals in his last 2 games. He has looked quite a handful, even if his CV is quite unimpressive. In fact, by scoring 2 goals, he has already equalled his highest-ever season tally. Of course, some of those leagues, like the French 2nd tier, Bulgarian 1st tier, and the Lithuanian 1st tier, are likely to be of a higher standard than our SPL. It seems he has finally found his level in the SPL, and if they are to get anything from the game, much hope should lie on Salif Cisse’s shoulders. The other player that our Sailors will do well to try to shut down will be Shodai Nishikawa, a player more known usually for his industry than for his skill. He has 3 assists in his last 2 games. Overall though, with the lowest xG in the league, and our defence being the stingiest in the league, we should be keeping Tanjong Pagar at bay. Is Their Defence as Bad as it Seems? If you asked someone not to refer to the table and guess where Tanjong Pagar lies in terms of goals conceded, I think most would guess that they are near the bottom. However, with 14 goals conceded, they are actually near the middle of the table when it comes to number of goals conceded. Young Lions (19), Hougang (20), and Albirex (23) have worse defensive records, whiile Brunei DPMM have conceded the same number of goals (14). Teams like Geylang and Balestier have only conceded one fewer goal than Tanjong Pagar. Why then, is there this impression that Tanjong Pagar cannot defend? Upon closer inspection, one stat perhaps goes some way to explaining this. Out of the 14 goals conceded by Tanjong Pagar, 12 have been inside the penalty area, but even more shockingly, 7 have been scored from inside the 6-yard box. Half their goals! This suggests that Tanjong Pagar is laying the red carpet out for teams to slice them right open and walk their way into goal. This stat is all the more surprising when you consider that Tanjong Pagar sit so deep inside their own half for the majority of the game. Against the tricky and skilful players that the Sailors have, Tanjong Pagar might find themselves having a tough time. Bart’s Injury Brings Up Interesting Possibilities Bart limped off in the game against Geylang, and was clutching the back of his hamstring. We have no injury updates to go on, so I am gonna assume that he will be sitting this game out, because usually even the slightest of hamstring strains rules a player out for about 2 weeks. Add to that the fact that we are facing a team much weaker than us, and I truly believe there will be some common sense applied to protect a player who is so key to the way we play. Simply put, we shouldn’t have to rely on him being available to beat Tanjong Pagar. This raises some interesting possibilities because we get to put another foreigner into the starting lineup. Our foreign players selected has usually been – Maxime Lestienne, Lennart Thy, Bart Ramselaar, Toni Datkovic (any foreigner, any age) Bailey Wright (foreigner from AFC nation) Obren Kljajic (U21) Besides these players, there’s realistically only two players who can expect some gametime – Rui Pires, who cannot fit in the U21 or AFC foreigner slot and Sergio Carmona who takes up a U21 slot. It is interesting to note that Obren Kljajic is a versatile player not just in terms of on-pitch position, but also foreigner eligibility, because he can take up a U21 slot, or an AFC slot. If for some reason Bailey Wright isn’t playing, Obren could take his AFC spot, and that would allow Carmona to take the U21 slot. With Bart injured/rested, I think it might be timely for Rui Pires to make his return. He has been missing from the team because of injury, but he was featured in the Inside Training video released by the club yesterday. He has been out for some time, so I don’t expect him to start, but I think we might see him from the bench. Something to look forward to. It seems apt also to comment on a recent debate that took place – some fans (both LCS fans and rival fans) felt that LCS did not plan their transfers well, because they had more foreigners than they could play. On the contrary, I think it is fantastic planning. Having one additional first-team foreigner might mean that someone gets disgruntled, but that is something that coaches need to take care of. By having an additional foreigner of first-team quality, it offers the Sailors some security in our options. Should we unfortunately lose someone to an

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[Specials] FAS Must Do Better (A Look at the Luka Lalic Debacle)

The Football Association of Singapore have fined our Technical Director Luka Lalic S$5000 for a post which made fun of the officiating during our 7-1 win over Albirex Niigata (S). I am still very annoyed by how this whole episode was handled, so let me dive into a few areas where I think the FAS really could have done better. It Was the Correct Charge for Luka Let me start off by saying that by the letter of the law, Luka Lalic is guilty of what he was accused of. He was accused of breaching Clause 92.1 of the Singapore Premier League 2024/2025 Regulations. By the letter of the law, sure he did breach it. Luka also accepted it, and “[acknowledged] that he could have acted differently to communicate his views on these topics in a more effective manner”. He also “expressed regret for his actions”. Let’s look at the offending post in question – Thank you Deepanraj Ganesan for the screenshot. By the letter of the law – it can be said to be disparaging because it seems that Luka meant to say that the VAR team is a bunch of clowns. I think he would have got away with it if his caption was “This is a goal, with VAR. That cannot be”, or “This is a goal, with VAR. We have to do better”. Those are probably more fine, because he is just stating facts. Anyone with half an eye can see this is an offside goal. But clowns? While it’s funny and I am sure supporters called the VAR team far, far worse, club staff and players must understand that their words carry more weight than that of the average layman, and so they should rightly be held to higher standards. Ok, so it was the correct charge, but should he have been charged, and was the fine excessive? Let’s dive into that. Luka Should Not Have Been Charged – Bad Optics I put myself in the shoes of the FAS. A club official just took a shit on our referees. However, the mistake was a really really poor one. It was an offside so clear that we called it from the stands. I remember being so confident that VAR would review it and disallow it. But hey, it wasn’t disallowed. Mistakes happen. Even the great English Premier League had a very similar incident, where Luis Diaz’s goal was wrongly disallowed due to a VAR error. The opposite of what happened, but no less important. In the aftermath, Jurgen Klopp called it a crazy decision, and said that the circumstances were very unfair. Virgil van Dijk said that he was losing faith in VAR. Both were not punished for their comments. The point of punishing players and officials for disparaging remarks is to ensure that matchgoers, footballers, and all involved in football do not lose faith in the institution. However, in this case, FAS should have taken a peek at how our friends in the EPL handled it and applied common sense. Yes, by the letter of the law, you can throw the book at Luka Lalic. But should you? When your officials made a monumental error and all Luka said was [clown emoji] [clown emoji] [clown emoji]? It’s like cheating on your wife, NOT APOLOGISING, and then pointing out to her that oh by the way I know I screwed up, but you are still not allowed to rant about it on IG – didn’t we say before that what happens in our marriage stays between us? Err hello, you made the mistake first right? I would have gone with a private / public warning for Luka Lalic, and then an APOLOGY for my officials making such an error. I also feel that the timing of these two statements together is not by coincidence. If you’re wondering why I bolded and underlined those words, it’s because if you read their statement carefully, FAS did not apologise. Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word Excuse me. Where is the apology? Where is the word “sorry”, or “apologise”? When supporters are aggrieved at a decision, when you’ve let your stakeholders down, the least you could do is apologise. We know that officials are human. The role of a referee is not an easy one. I took the refereeing course offered by FAS before and came out with a much greater appreciation for what our officials do week in week out. So let me be clear – referees can make mistakes. They are just like you and I. But unlike you and I, it seems that the organisation protects them to such a degree that it cannot apologise on their behalf. The effort it takes to craft such a media statement, artfully dodging the words “sorry”, “apologise”, “regret”, “let down”, or any word that would convey anything remotely resembling an apology is truly amazing. If only they had put such effort into their match previews. Not only are the bullet points not worthy of being stand-alone bullet points, the team news for Brunei DPMM is wrong. In the match right before this game, Farshad Noor was sent off for two yellow cards. Also, DPMM had already published on their website that their Aussie centreback Flottmann would be out for a long time with an ACL injury. At the time of publishing, Flottmann had already missed two games and the commentators had already discussed his injury. I am not even asking whoever came up with this to look up stats and love the game as much as I do. I am just asking him to watch the game and give a shit. That’s not too much to ask for, surely. Ok I digress. Back to the things FAS could have done better with this debacle. But ok la dammit, that preview didn’t come from an organisation that loves football. Ok really back this time. Luka’s Fine was Disproportionate So ok fine, you wanna set an example, you wanna

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[Preview] Geylang v Sailors – Attack v Attack

The league’s two highest-scoring teams meet – Geylang with 22 goals from 5 games, and our Sailors, with 16 goals from 4 games. Very impressive goalscoring form from both sides, but the weird fact that pops out to me is that Geylang have conceded 4 goals from the penalty spot this season. That is unusually high considering there have only been 7 penalties awarded this season. Can we draw any conclusions from that stat? Will either team lose their unbeaten start to the season thus far? Let’s dive right into the preview. Goals, goals, goals Geylang have the highest goals per game ratio in the whole league. They have scored 22 and conceded 12, which makes it a whopping 6.8 goals per game. They have certainly been a fun side to watch. Our Sailors as well, have scored 16, but I think you don’t need to have a very good memory to remember that almost half of those were directly contributed by that game against Albirex. So does this mean that this is going to be a goalfest? Well, not necessarily. It really depends on how Geylang is going to set up. Is Noor Ali likely to continue with his side’s swashbuckling ways against our Sailors? I doubt he will. Seeing Albirex get absolutely ripped apart on the counter-attack is likely to figure in his thinking a little. If you’ve watched Geylang games this season, you’ll notice that they get good numbers into the box, and they always support the attack. This is partly due to the coaching philosophy, but partly also due to the personnel Noor Ali has at his disposal. In previous seasons, Bezecourt used to be the most advanced of the midfielders, and would regularly pop up right behind the striker. However this year, due to the recruitment of Ryoya Taniguchi, and possibly also because of the injury to Huzaifah Aziz, Bezecourt has been played in a deeper position. That doesn’t mean he is holding back in midfield, he gets involved in the attack quite a bit too. You put an attack-minded player in central midfield, and then ahead of him you have attacking talents like Iqbal, Ryoya, Doi, and Naqi – it is no wonder the players always seem to be in and around the box. Their attacking instincts are well-suited for the way they want to play. However, as mentioned above, I suspect Noor Ali will rein his players in a little. Our Sailors usually leave at least two forwards up (Maxime + 1 other) when we defend, so Geylang might find it difficult to get as many players up in attack as they usually do. If they do choose to sit back a little, they will have to trust that whatever chances they can create upfront are put away by their star striker, Tomoyuki Doi. Tomoyuki Doi is a Goalscoring Machine Maradoina, van Nisteldoi, Ronaldoi, Lewandoiski. Call him what you want, but this man scores goals. He is the current top-scorer of the SPL with 9 goals. If you add in his assists as well (2), he is responsible for half of Geylang’s goals. He has also scored in every game this season. The praise doesn’t stop there. He has scored 9 goals from a total xG of just 4.61, which goes to show how clinical he is, and how he is helping turn half-chances into goals. 5 goals on his stronger right foot, 3 goals on his weaker left foot, 1 goal with his head – man’s an all-rounder. Of his 9 goals, 3 have come from outside the box, showing that he really is a striker who can do it all. Back in 2021, he was both the SPL Player of the Year and also the league top-scorer with 19 goals in a shortened season. This year, he is on course to do much better than that. He is the obvious dangerman, and if we are to keep a clean sheet, our defenders and keeper are gonna have to be on top form. Geylang’s Shaky Defence If all that talk about Tomoyuki Doi has got you feeling a little pessimistic, perhaps this section might cheer you up a little. Geylang’s record of 12 goals conceded is equal to that of Tanjong Pagar’s (albeit having played 1 game more). Let that sink in. Tanjong Pagar Utd this season feels like the kind of team that can get relegated even though there is no relegation in the SPL. And Geylang have conceded as many goals as them. Compare that with the Sailors having conceded only 3 goals thus far, and it’s a world of a difference. If you ask me, I think there are two key differences. When you see players like Shakir Hamzah getting goals and assists, it’s nice to see, but the flipside of that is that if the transitions are done well, then it leaves big holes for opponents to exploit. Let’s now talk about Geylang’s penalty-conceding record. There have been 7 penalties awarded this season – 4 is more than half the penalties awarded, and even though it’s early days, it would seem that Geylang’s defence has a propensity for panicking in the box and committing rash fouls. You couple this unique stat with another rare one, that they have given up 2-goal leads 3 times in 5 games – and it goes a long way to show that Geylang has not got their defence sorted. Last week was the clearest example, when they somehow contrived to give up a 2-goal lead to 10-man Brunei DPMM. Conclusion Looking at both sides’ form heading into this one, it would seem like a no-brainer for this to be a high-scoring affair. But I don’t know – I feel like both sides will respect each other, and it might then lead to a bit of a tense atmosphere, especially in the first half. Just a weird feeling I have. Noor Ali should be aware that if he turns this into a shoot-out,

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[Post-Match Thoughts] White Swans Experience a Black Swan Event (Sailors 7 Albirex 1)

A Black Swan Event is defined as an unpredictable event that is beyond what is normally expected from a situation and that has potentially severe consequences. Black swan events are characterised by their extreme rarity, severe impact and the widespread insistence they were obvious in hindsight. Joseph and I had predicted huge wins for the Sailors, and we were not alone. In the SailorFanTalk Telegram chat, 44 out of 44 predictions went for a Sailors win, with more than half predicting a win by 3 or more goals. If you thought that was just because of Sailors bias, this confidence in the Sailors was also found in the prediction league of The Goal Difference Telegram chat. Out of 16 predictions, all 16 went for a Sailors win, with more than half predicting a win by 3 or more goals. Basically, everyone saw this coming. Let’s dive right into my post-match thoughts. Albirex’s Goal was Offside It’s a shocking decision by the VAR. Shuhei Hoshino wasn’t just marginally offside, he was a full body-length offside. Great cross by Arshad, but that is as offside as they come. We are lucky that this didn’t really matter in the end because we still cruised to victory, but try telling Bailey Wright and the rest of his defenders that. When we interviewed him after the game, he was frustrated that the officials got this one so wrong, and he further shared that the replay was already making its rounds in the team Whatsapp groupchat. Regardless of how it ended, I hope FAS releases a public statement about this decision. I mean – they’ve done it before in the past, haven’t they? Just because it didn’t affect the outcome of the game doesn’t mean that the public doesn’t deserve an explanation for what happened. Let’s hope they do the right thing. Speaking of doing the right thing – Albirex’s social media team did exactly the wrong thing. Why on God’s green earth would you proudly put up a replay of a blatantly offside goal? Mystifying and desperate – two adjectives that I could also use to describe their form right now. Quality of the Goals In the aftermath of the game, there were some tongue-in-cheek comments on social media posts pointing out that Hassan Sunny was a specialist in conceding 7 goals. In truth though, without Hassan Sunny, this game could have been a lot worse for Albirex. Watching from the stands, you could tell that the goals were brilliant. Borne out of free-flowing moves, we exploited the space left behind by Albirex repeatedly and finished with aplomb time after time. However it is only upon watching the highlights on Youtube that you realise just how brilliant the goals were. Hassan had no chance, as almost every goal was put into the corner, or even better, the area of the net where it hits the inside of the side netting. Let’s go through the goals. Of the 7 goals, 6 were what I would call “unsaveable”. I don’t think Hassan put a foot wrong, but the quality of the shots was just too high. A few inches closer to him and he might have saved a few. Diversity of Threat At one point in the game, we were leading 6-1, and we had 6 different goalscorers. That felt really good. Unlike other teams in the league where there’s a bit of over-reliance on one or two players, the varied nature of our threats means that opponents cannot just concentrate on marking out one or two players. On a night when our top-scorer Shawal Anuar went off, we still had the firepower to put Albirex to the sword. Despite Lennart Thy perhaps not getting the ball as much as he’d like, he had a massive influence on the game because of the players around him. Let me elaborate. Lennart Thy Looks Frustrated At times in the game, Lennart looked frustrated that his teammates were not passing to him. Notably when Lennart assisted Maxime for goal no. 6 with a fantastic pass, the two players did not celebrate together. Some tension? Maybe. Should we be worried about the tension this early into his career? I don’t think so, this is natural for two reasons. Let’s zoom in on that 2nd point. History has shown us that when there are 2 or 3 top goalscorers in the team, one of them usually plays the unselfish role, creating for his teammates. Rooney and Ronaldo in Manchester United, Bergkamp and Henry in Arsenal, Firmino doing the hard work for Salah and Mane to get the goals. Maxime finished as our top-scorer last season, while I pointed out in my piece on Bart Ramselaar that he is a player who scores more than he assists. Lennart is gonna have to get used to them sometimes turning down the chance to pass to him. However, what he offers to the team is so much more than just goals. In the above screenshots you can see in the lead-up to the 5th goal, Lennart drags his defender with him by making a run to the right side of the box. That leaves Bart completely free. He then continues to make himself available to split the attention of the defenders, before Bart eventually chooses to go for the shot himself. Another example of his runs helping to create space for his teammates can be seen in the 7th goal. Hafiz Nor looks for the options in the box, and sees Bart completely free. This is because Lennart had made a run right in front of goal, and the defenders were preoccupied with defending that threat. His runs are convincing because the defenders fear his finishing threat, but also because he takes up positions where if the pass was made to him, he could still do some damage. These runs are not obvious decoy runs. In case you are still not impressed by his runs, check this out. When Lennart picks up possession here,

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[Preview] Sailors v Albirex – Chance to Extend Perfect Record

Games against Albirex don’t usually feel like this. For the first time in forever, we go in as overwhelming favourites. Albirex has the 2nd-worst attack in the league, scoring only 5 goals in 4 games. If you add the Community Shield to that, they have 5 goals in 5 games. Defensively? They aren’t much better there. Despite having Hassan Sunny in their ranks, they have conceded 10 goals in the league, a stat that is only better than Young Lions (14), and Hougang (15). Even Tanjong Pagar have conceded fewer goals. I said back in May before the Community Shield that the Albirex game was a chance to lay down a marker. Well, now it’s time to take that marker, unscrew the cap, and draw something funny on Albirex’s face. Not only must we beat Albirex this weekend, I think we have to convincingly demolish them to try and shake off some of the history against them, having lost two title races to them in recent seasons. Sputtering Attack It says something about Albirex’s attackers this season when they bring in an unknown Japanese striker from a US college team and he immediately doubles the goal tally of other established attackers such as Daniel Goh and Shuhei Hoshino. Daniel and Shuhei impressed last season. Daniel had 9 goals and 6 assists in all competitions, and was always a livewire down the right wing. Shuhei had 16 goals and 13 assists, and the pair of them were part of an impressive Balestier Khalsa attack that scored the 3rd-most goals in the league. It was perhaps this form that saw some rumours about our Sailors possibly signing Daniel Goh in the off-season. However, he has not been able to reach the heights of last season at all. Daniel has 1 goal and 0 assists this season, which is poor considering that he is often the focal point of the Albirex attack. At every opportunity, Albirex try to set Daniel Goh free down the right, but he has seldom been able to beat his man and put in a meaningful ball. Daniel’s only goal came in a loss against Tampines, an instinctive lob over Syazwan Buhari after a brilliant through pass from Shuhei Hoshino. That was Shuhei’s only assist of the season, and he too, has struggled to hit the form he achieved last season. With Daniel and Shuhei in poor form, our Sailors will feel confident of shutting out the Albirex attack. Brittle Defence And now we move on to the defence. I think it says a lot that if you ask people who are the standouts in this Albirex team, they will either tell you it’s Hassan Sunny, or their centreback Stevia Egbus Mikuni. The pair of them have been put under a lot of pressure, and despite their best efforts, Albirex still has the 3rd-weakest defence in the league. This is definitely not what Hassan Sunny signed up for. I mean I could end this whole article by saying that Albirex lost to 10-men Young Lions despite being in the lead. That should be enough to tell its own story of a defence that is so weak. Just look at how Enomoto scored the Young Lions’ 2nd goal last week. A routine long ball from defence, and Enomoto was 1v1 with Hassan Sunny. Simply unacceptable. But let’s take a deeper look. Of the 10 goals Albirex have conceded this season, 8 have been from open play. 8 of the goals have also been scored from inside the box. It suggests that that they are easy to play through. The eye-test also confirms that they have real problems defending transitions. Take the above for example. It’s 2-2, Albirex are defending against 10-man Young Lions, and somehow they overcommit in the near side of the box, drawn by the threat of Farhan Zulkifli after he made a promising run down the left flank. How can one man draw the attention of 4 players like that, leaving Andrew Aw the freedom of the box? Similarly here, too much attention is paid to the man with the ball, and there’s a complete lack of midfield cover to notice that there are 2 DPMM players at the top of the box with nobody marking them at all. One is outside the box, while the other is Julio Cruz, who buries this chance easily. Ho Wai Loon has over-committed and his midfield teammmates did him no favours by not chasing back in time. You will see this happening again tomorrow I think – players sucked into situations but not affecting the ball or the dribbler enough, leading to free men ready to punish Albirex. Lennart Thy There was quite a bit of criticism for Lennart Thy on his debut. When I spoke to him after the game, he seemed kinda disappointed as well – or maybe he is just a man of few words. Naumovski did well to deny him, and of course, I think he had further chances with his head and left foot that he did not take. Some people on The Final Whistle Telegram chat immediately wrote him off. Sailors fans are likely to be more patient, as we remember that Richairo Zivkovic had a slow start for us too, but then went on to become a regular goalscorer for us. In fact, something interesting to note – Richairo debuted against DPMM last year but did not manage to get a goal, but scored against Albirex in the next game. Our next game? Albirex. Aside from the chances, I was quite impressed with Lennart’s play. He gives us an option to go long from the back, as he is quite tall and strong. Twice in the game against DPMM, a long hopeful ball was played out from the back and he managed to knock it down to a teammate. This gives us greater variety in our build-up options. Shawal Anuar How is Shawal Anuar 33? His pace, his agility, his gravity-defying leaps

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[Preview] Brunei DPMM v Sailors (Clash of the Perfect Records)

Yes. That’s a picture of me at the Hassanal Bolkiah Stadium, home of Brunei DPMM. On 15 June 2024. Matchday – or at least it was supposed to be. Brunei DPMM unfortunately did not inform the fans that there was gonna be a rescheduling of the game, until 8 days before. Which was way after Chin Heng and I had already booked our air tickets to Bandar Seri Begawan. Of course, when we first heard about it, we were livid. How inept does DPMM have to be when you had a whole year and a half to renovate the stadium, such that now when the season has already started, you are still facing technical issues? But you know what they say about life when it throws you lemons. You make lemonade. In this case, our lemonade was deciding that since our tickets were non-refundable, we would go to Brunei anyway, to experience the local culture, speak to locals, and just have a good time. So, lemonade became teh ais limau. After a great day of food and sightseeing, I am now in the hotel room typing all this. A preview of the Brunei game, written in Brunei. Apt! Advantage Sailors Leaving aside the complete disregard for fans who may have made plans to travel, this inconsiderate move by DPMM actually benefits the Sailors. We have to play 4 league fixtures against them, 2 home, 2 away. But now, due to the stadium issues, we have to play 2 home, 1 away, and 1 neutral game. Of course, the neutral ground is one we know well, and will require our opponents to take a 2h flight to travel to Singapore for. The Crew will also be there, and in full voice, what with the match now being in Singapore, so there won’t be just Chin Heng and myself. The close proximity from the stands to the field at JBS will also help make our presence felt. Location aside, the slight postponement of the game from 15th to 18th June also means that our national team players have a little bit more time to rest those tired legs after international duty. Bad for Chin Heng and I, but overall better for the larger group of fans, and the club itself. That doesn’t mean that DPMM if you are reading this, you shouldn’t compensate us. GIVE US A FREE JERSEY OR SOMETHING PLEASE. DPMM Firepower If you’ve watched DPMM this season, you will know from that limited sample size of two games that their attack is looking scary. Last season, Hakeme Yazid was the shining star, as he got goals and assists galore and was their top-scorer. This season though? He’s played a more supporting role, allowing the other attacking talents alongside him to shine. Gone is the ageing Andrei Voronkow, in comes Julio Cruz and Miguel Oliveira. These two have looked to be real threats, and I think will give many SPL defences nightmares for the rest of the season. Julio Cruz, in particular, has looked really lively and in just one match has shown the full range of his abilities. Against Albirex, not only did he clinically net a close-range goal from a cross with his right foot, he also made 2 assists, one with his head, and another with a sumptuous through pass using his left foot. He looked like a complete player, and that’s just on his league debut! You can almost tell that this is a player who is used to operating at higher levels, which is what his CV suggests. Just 3 years ago, he was the top-scorer in Mexico’s 2nd division. Miguel Oliveira has already shown he has a left foot to be feared. Already scoring three times this season, he is a threat in and around the box, while his pace also means that he will be dangerous on the counter, along with Hakeme Yazid. It is worth noting that his 3 goals come from a cumulative xG of just 0.76 – and it shows in the goals he has scored. For all 3 goals, he was in a difficult position but managed to find the back of the net. Zharfan will need to be at his best to stop Oliveira once he gets a shot in. Flottman Injury Their attack may be firing on all cylinders, but unfortunately for DPMM they may have an issue at the back for this game, and also for a long time more. Patrick Flottman, their foreign signing at centreback has unfortunately suffered a recurrence of his ACL injury, and will likely miss many months of the season. We wish him all the best. It leaves them a little weak at the back. This season they’ve conceded 2 goals, and both were from set pieces. It is definitely something we should look to exploit. Lionel Tan will be back for this one, so I hope he gets the memo. Sailors’ Own Strength Perhaps not more needs to be said about this. I focused on Oliveira and Hakeme and Julio Cruz – but if any frontline is scarier than that, it is gonna be Thy, Lestienne, Bart. And that is exactly how they may line up. I am not sure about whether Shawal will start given that he took some time off from the national team so as not to miss his wife’s delivery date. Song Ui-Young also looks a doubt because he was unable to play against Thailand. I know I said in my last piece about Lennart that he may not start given that he just finished a long season in the Eredivisie, but if these two players don’t make it, he may be tossed right in. Mr. Thy has already made a goalscoring contribution in the Sailors shirt, albeit just in a friendly game against JDT II one week ago. Let’s see him score for real on Tuesday! Conclusion One of the two remaining perfect records in the league has to come to an end. I

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[Player Profile] A Real Quali-Thy Addition

Ok – glad to get that pun out of the way, now we can start talking about our latest signing without too many bad jokes sprinkled in gratuitously. If you are still unsure about how his name is pronounced, “thy” is pronounced like “tea” – or if your mum has an interest in Taiwanese dramas, the “ti” sound in “WA MENG TI, WA MENG TI”. Ok now we can finally get it out of the way. Let’s dive into what an amazing signing this is. Goalscoring Record – The Inevitable Richi Comparison When bringing in a striker, usually the first thing that people check is how many goals the striker is going to bring. Lennart Thy comes in with huge expectations. After all, he is replacing Richairo Zivkovic, who struck 15 goals in 19 games for us last season. Richi was also a big-game player, scoring in games against Tampines, Albirex, Jeonbuk, Kitchee, and of course, in the Singapore Cup final. Many questioned Richi’s departure when it was announced, but I guess we can’t say that we didn’t see it coming. In my preview article last year, I mentioned that the short-term nature of the deal (1 year) might see Richi use us as a stepping stone to bigger clubs, and it seems that might have been what happened. So yes, that happened. It is interesting to note though, that Richi arrived on our shores off the back of a season in the Eredivisie, which allows us to draw an apples-to-apples comparison with Lennart. Richi had one season with Emmen where he was a regular starter, and contributed 6 goals in all competitions. Lennart comes to us also as a regular starter with his PEC Zwolle side, but with a very impressive 13 goals from 32 games in all competitions. It’s not an exact science of course, but you’d think someone who can plunder 13 goals for a mid-table side in a much more challenging league than the SPL should be able to get goals galore in Singapore. Not that the goal record matters that much imo – but I wrote enough about this in last year’s Richi article, so make sure to check that out for a detailed analysis for why it’s really OK if your incoming striker doesn’t have a great goalscoring record in a tougher league. We’re definitely gonna miss Richi’s goals, and his great off-the-pitch personality, but the evidence suggests that Thy is more than capable of filling his shoes. Thy No Spring Chicken – But Will He Rule The Roost? Writing about chicken past midnight is always a bad idea – especially when you have Netflix’s Korean Fried Chicken Rhapsody playing in the background. (I usually write articles while watching something else, like football, or Netflix or sometimes random music videos, which may explain my scattergun approach to writing). Hmm I am hungry. I’ve seen some people have reservations about Lennart’s age. Some idiot online even said he was gonna be the next Jermaine Pennant. I don’t wish to be harsh but I think if you’re too lazy to do your own research on a player, then maybe you should keep your opinion to yourself. Which is a nice way of saying – if you volunteer your organs to be donated when you pass on, please indicate to the hospital that you don’t wish to donate your brain. Please. It’s one thing to wonder if Lennart will do well, it’s another to write him off even before he’s kicked a ball. (I swear donation of organs is somewhat related to Lennart Thy – this to come later). I would like to assure people reading this that I don’t think his age will be a huge concern. When I first heard rumours of his signing about 2 months ago, I could barely contain my excitement and I was watching all sorts of highlights on Youtube. There weren’t many compilations so I had to search up PEC Zwolle’s individual game highlights to see what kind of player we were getting. And the conclusion? He really really doesn’t play like a man his age. He presses people like a man possessed, and he never gives up on a lost cause – just look at Exhibit A here. The way he chases what looks to be a lost cause, nips in to steal the ball, and then drives with purpose into the box is impressive enough. But then he only goes and finishes with his weaker left foot. Just amazing. Of his 13 goals last season, 8 of them were scored with his left foot. This two-footedness will make him that much more difficult to predict when he’s on the ball, and I think SPL defenders are in for a tough time. I also leave you with these comments from Ranko, which back up what I have seen from highlights. Heart of Gold Of course, there’s no telling whether this is just something nice that Badri is saying about our newest signing – dressing room dynamics aren’t always easy for external observers. However, Lennart Thy has a truly unique story which prompted me to title this section “Heart of Gold”. Without knowing much about the procedures involved, he signed up to become a stem cell donor, and eventually that ended up saving the life of someone in America many miles away. It was an entirely selfless act because he had to take some time out of his season to do this literally draining activity. He was eventually awarded the FIFA Fair Play Award, and also prompted 20,000 people signing up to be stem cell donors. Read more about it here. Conclusion I think the only reservations about Lennart Thy have to do with his age. Everything else looks perfect. If you look at Bart Ramselaar, he’s come in the supposed prime of his career, but he’s had a bad injury that perhaps dissuaded some European clubs from going in for him. How about Lennart? His last major injury

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[Specials] New Season, Same Shirt – Time to Move on from Puma?

This is a bit of a late one, due to my busy work schedule. I remember when the 2024/2025 Home shirt was first unveiled, I felt super underwhelmed. It looked a lot like last year’s shirt. Same material, same collar, same colour, just a slightly different pattern on the shirt. And the pattern is so subtle that you can’t even really tell the difference at first glance. Take a look for yourself. The angry comments came. There were even accusations of LCS staff being lazy to design a different shirt. The memes came as well. In the off-season, fans have very little entertainment to themselves. There’s no watching the Sailors anywhere, and Singapore football doesn’t have a thriving ecosystem when it comes to transfer rumours and contract negotiation rumours. Without much else to excite us, one of the few things fans can really look forward to is the unveiling of the new shirt for the season ahead. So why did the Sailors not design something that excited the fans? Something fun, something edgy, something … different? Let’s start by clearing up the obvious. LCS Designers Are Not Lazy The least possible reason in my opinion is that the LCS designers just got lazy. Believe me, as much as these designs dismayed Sailors fans, the designs would have absolutely killed the designers. I bet a part of their souls died when they realised that this design would be the one used. The graphics dude in LCS is one Najwan Noor, who is known for his stellar design work. Don’t just take it from me, go take a look at his Twitter account yourself. Or I could walk you through a few examples – I mean, just look at that amount of effort for a regular, run-of-the-mill league game. The attention to lighting and detail is quite frankly amazing. More recently, there was this – If you look closely, you will see that the books on the shelves spell out chant lyrics that the Crew uses, while the TV features a Crew sticker on the left side as well. Of course, if you have a keen eye, you would also have spotted that near the left finger, there’s SailorFanTalk’s banner right there, hiding in plain sight. The attention to detail, and to fan service does not tally with the view that the club just didn’t give a shit about the fans. If the designers put in so much effort for a matchday poster that will be forgotten after weeks, or even days, would they not want to give their 110% for a shirt that they will look at for months on end? Go figure. So if it’s not the club, then is it Puma? Puma Just Not Very Inspired The short answer is “Yes”. For me at least. There was recently an article which ranked the best Puma kits of all time, and I’d urge you to go take a look. All I’ll say is Puma, if that’s your top 10, I don’t wanna know what’s your bottom 10 designs. Very uninspired, very boring, very template. You can imagine a Nike or Adidas top 10 list would look so so sick and spark much debate about which shirt is the true GOAT. Puma’s list just leaves you wondering how they even made the top 10 at all. To make matters worse, as some may know, we don’t even get Puma’s best designers to aid us with coming up with a design – given LCS’s status as a “small” club, we get our designs from the teamwear catalogue. I hope this doesn’t come as a shock to those who don’t know. So if we wanted a white shirt, our options were kinda limited if you take a look at this catalogue. Well that’s Option 1. It would have looked very similar, and no less boring. One point to note is that this is made out of Ultraweave material, which you may remember as the material for last year’s blue away kit. Apparently the players did not like Ultraweave as they felt it clung on to their body too much, and it was thus uncomfortable to play in. So, let’s knock out Option 1. Well that’s Option 2. Hmm. The less said about this the better. A truly ugly shirt. It looks like you wore a white shirt and then got run over by a car. Or you’re a zebra that really likes 50 Shades of Gray. Next. Option 3. I fell asleep assessing this picture. Boring. Drycell material, dry in creativity as well. And guess what, that’s that. I should have known, given that I am an Arsenal fan and Puma was far and away the worst kit sponsor Arsenal had in their entire history. I don’t think LCS were given much to work with. Had they picked any of these options, I think the fans would still have been very underwhelmed. It would at least be different, I guess, and there is some utility in that. In that regard, I wonder if SEA or Forrest may have considered using another logo as the official “sponsor” on the shirt, just to switch things up. Maybe SeaMoney instead of the SEA logo? Why are Puma Able to Customise Kits for Other Clubs? Because those clubs sell kits, and are viewed as priority for Puma. That is the sad truth, I guess. Look at those numbers. While these do not represent the total number sold, because a good amount of business is probably done at the stadium, these numbers are nowhere near what the top clubs generate. Manchester City, Borussia Dortmund and AC Milan, who are all sponsored by Puma, generated €73 million, €54 million and €47 million respectively. It is thus perhaps understandable that Puma would rather not spend too much resources on manufacturing a custom kit for LCS. But should we settle for this? Maybe LCS Needs a Supplier in the Same Position As Us The Sailors shirt looking so similar to

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[Preview] Sailors v Young Lions – No Pushovers

As our Sailors get ready to take on the Young Lions, it’s a very different Young Lions from last season, but yet there will be a strange sense of familiarity. Nur Adam, Jonan, Danish Qayyum, and Khairin Nadim, were all just with LCS before their National Service obligations kicked in. Does this make the Young Lions game easier or harder for us? We’ll explore that in this article. On a random note, that’s Simba from The Lion King in the cover photo. If Young Lions is Simba, then who is Mufasa (the kind King who got killed), and who is Scar (the jealous brother of the King who got the King killed so that he could take his place)? Are we Scar? Is Mufasa Home United? Ooof that hits too close to home. Ok I digress. On to the preview. Same Same But Different The Young Lions are not the same proposition as they were last season. I could write long paragraphs about it, but these tweets from Deepanraj Ganesan sum it up very well. Not the same team as last season at all. They now have more familiar names than usual seasons, plus a smattering of quality from foreign lands. Take a look at last week’s lineup. Aside from goalkeeper Travis Ang and the foreigners, every single name in there is someone who has played SPL football before, or is familiar to us. Even on the bench, you see players like Khairin Nadim and Danish Qayyum, who have experience playing in this league before. It’s not gonna be the usual Young Lions experience, where there are newbies everywhere you look. There’s even 3 title-winners in there (Kaisei Ogawa, Jun Kobayashi, Kan Kobayashi). At this point I have to remind yall that even though there were newbies left right centre in the last 2 seasons we faced Young Lions, we drew with them TWICE. UGH. The experience of the boys playing, added to the foreigners will make them a much harder outfit to beat this time. They were unlucky to lose in their opener to DPMM. DPMM’s keeper Naumovski had a great game, and one save in particular from livewire Farhan Zulkifli was particularly impressive, given that the move had “Goal” written all over it. So if DPMM is touted by some as a dark horse for the title, and Young Lions almost held/beat them, then I don’t think we should be taking them lightly at all. The Boys from LCS Nur Adam is definitely no stranger to us. He has played 57 times for the Sailors in the past few years, and has always been a fan favourite, marauding up and down the left flank. His talents were on full display for the Young Lions last weekend, and he was involved in a fair few attacking moves. Further upfield, Jonan was used in a right-wing role. We only saw him come on for 2 cameos last season, but I remember being impressed by his confidence and directness, especially in the 3-0 victory over Balestier Khalsa. He lasted 1 half last week but some of his touches looked really good, so it would be nice to see him again. Danish Qayyum (1 min) and Khairin Nadim (0 min) have not seen much gametime at all for the senior Sailors, but these 4 should still know a thing or two about their opponents this weekend. Knowing them and stopping them is two different things though – and you would expect that in a game like this, the goalkeeper for Young Lions will be very important. Travis Ang was also a former Sailors academy player, and he will be disappointed with the concession of last week’s equaliser to DPMM. It was a tight angle for the forward, but he managed to squeeze a shot in at the near post, just beyond Travis’s dive. Not a howler – but he would have felt he could have done better. He doesn’t have much SPL experience, so I think the Sailors will want to put as much pressure on him as possible, from every conceivable situation. Crosses, setpieces, through balls in the space between the centre-back and the keeper – let’s try to maximise the chances of mistakes happening. Enomoto – The Spearhead I can’t say I know too much about Enomoto, but I like what I saw from him in pre-season. He can score, he has a bit of presence about him (186cm), and with him on the pitch, Young Lions do not look as toothless as they have done in recent years. In terms of CV, he has easily the most impressive one, given that he featured quite regularly in J3 football in Japan, and also featured in J2. His goalscoring record there wasn’t stellar though – only managing 9 goals in 78 appearances. What is remarkable about him is that he won many aerial duels when he featured in J3, featuring in the 91st percentile league-wide of aerial duels won despite not featuring as regularly as regular starters from other clubs. Given his aerial prowess, this should be a challenge that Bailey and Toni will be looking forward to! Conclusion I think our Sailors should have too much for the Young Lions, despite them strengthening very well. I think the Young Lions are not going to finish bottom this year, but I would still be very surprised if the Sailors firepower isn’t enough to overcome this challenge. Rui Pires looks to be back in training as well, I wonder if he will feature at some point. Our last 2 games have seen us barely break a sweat, and it looks like some connections are still in the process of being formed. Still, the Young Lions team look like they always have a mistake or two in them, and I think the Sailors attack has enough firepower to punish any errors. My predicted line-up – Zharfan Rohaizad Lionel Tan, Bailey Wright, Toni Datkovic, Obren Kljajic Song, Hariss, Hami Maxime, Shawal, Bart COME

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[Preview] Hougang United v Sailors – Season Opener, Plenty of Unknowns

So after the excitement of lifting the Community Shield, we finally have the real season opener, a match with proper consequences, the first chance to get 3 points on the board. What can we expect from a heavily-revamped Hougang United? Let’s dive right into it. Still no Kiki Krajcek As has been mentioned on this site many times before, Krajcek is the heartbeat of this Hougang team. No Krajcek, no party. The only time they managed to even escape defeat against us without Krajcek was last season in the Singapore Cup when we had all but qualified from the group stage and we fielded an almost-entirely-local starting XI. Well Krajcek is still out, and is not expected to make his return for a couple of months still. He has been out and about doing community work for the team, but we understand from the Hougang fans that he will not be playing this week. His absence is perhaps going to be less fatal this time as compared to last season, because Shahdan has been getting some minutes in pre-season, and also because of a signing that has largely been slept on – Shodai Yokoyama. For me, Shodai Yokoyama was one of the standouts in last year’s Albirex team. A left-footed Steven Gerrard. Capable of scoring off late runs into the box, or with belters from range. Last year, he scored a total of 7 goals (if you count the Community Shield), and got 8 assists. That’s a very healthy goal contribution rate. They don’t have Zulfahmi Arifin anymore and so will miss his left foot, but in my opinion, Shodai is more than an adequate replacement. Some of his goals for you to check out. Here, here, and here. The Unknown Strikers I know jackshit about Hougang’s new strikers, Petar Banovic and Stjepan Plazonja. Let’s first check out what our friends from hougangunitedfans.com have to say about them. As part of my due diligence, I didn’t take what the Hougang fans said as gospel. I also did a real deep dive. No actually I didn’t. I pulled up a Youtube video set to shitty techno music. Of course, such compilation videos you have to take with a huge pinch of salt. What I’d add to their summaries, is that Stjepan Plazonja really really reminds me of Lukas Podolski. Booming left foot? Check. One-dimensional running without any tricks up his sleeve? Check. One-footedness which means no shots on the right foot, ever? Check. But let’s really not allow him to use his left foot in the box, lads. It is very lethal. He’s also really quite fast. He likes to push and run a lot, so we’re gonna have to be wary of that. It’s quite a sight, really, seeing someone so tall sprint so much! Petar Banovic – has a decent goalscoring record in the Prva Liga FBIH. But it’s hard to know how that translates to SPL prowess. Probably not as hard as trying to pronounce “Prva Liga FBIH” without sounding like you are replicating a fart in amateurish fashion – but still hard. We’ve spoken before about how Sime Zuzul had a shit record before coming to Singapore shores and tearing it up. Đorđe Maksimović as well, who has of course, left Hougang, did really well last season but thankfully is no longer around. So goalscoring records in other leagues don’t really tell the full story. For context, in case you are an expert in obscure European leagues, Prva Liga FBIH is the first division of the Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina. Both of them are really tall too, by the way. One is 1.88m, while the other is 1.92m. It’s good that Lionel is playing rightback, because I think they are going to rely on the long diagonal into the air for their twin towers to attack. If Hafiz Nor is played there, then we’re really left to making sure we get to the second balls from the knockdowns. And I am sure Datkovic will share some banter with this duo as well. Let’s hope it gets spicy! The Unknown Centreback (no plural this time) There is no plural this time because one of the centrebacks is Ensar Bruncevic (usually referred to as Bruno in his time at Balestier Khalsa). He did not really impress last time out, and was almost always referred to as one of the worst foreigners in the league. Has he improved? Well I don’t know because I don’t watch the Serbian Super League. And even if I did, I don’t think I’d be able to glean much, seeing as he only made a handful of appearances. But it’s not likely to matter much – because it’s not like Hougang’s Japanese pair at the back were super impressive. So if he does an average job, then there won’t be much of a difference to last season. Unless of course, his partner, Faris Hasic, is really solid. He’s a 20 year old centreback, hailing once again from the Prva Liga FBIH. Unlike Ensar, he actually started a whole bunch of games. And just like Plazonja above, I did the dirty work, I sat through a video set to some shitty music. Let me clarify that statement. Faded by Alan Walker is not a shitty song. But stupid remixes of the song? Yes, shitty. Football compilation videos love to use the song “Faded“, which is ironic. “Faded” shouldn’t be used on a promising young centreback. It should be used on people like Pogba, or Casemiro, or Varane, or Maguire, or Erik Ten Hag. Ok you get the point, I don’t really like Manchester United. Faded can also be used on our 2022 title challenge after we sacked Kim Do Hoon. Ooof. #toosoon I digress. Back to the point – Faded by Alan Walker is an OK song, but football compilation videos tend to use shitty remixes of it in their video. This offending video even manages to use TWO different stupid shitty remixes of

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